When a popularity-seeking student discovers an illegal magical
toothpaste plant in his backyard (which enhances cognition on
the Horribly Exhaustive Acuity Test) he begins distributing it
to his classmates to save his school from closure.
Dressed as a turkey, an earnest young man goes door-to-door
fundraising for his church’s Thanksgiving Hurrah. Things take a
turn when he meets a mysterious Russian bodybuilder fanatic.
